January 2010
@Sam & Rikki
samantha-edge:
sigillumdiaboli:
vulgarstatus:
sigillumdiaboli:
I’ve never met either of you in my life but I had the WEIRDEST dream about the two of you last night. Wtf.
Tell me about it!
I kept asking you which plugs I should get next or something like that. We were in your dorm room I believe and all of us were just hanging out. Me, you, and Sam. And I had Sam fix my eyebrows and we...
@Sam & Rikki
vulgarstatus:
sigillumdiaboli:
I’ve never met either of you in my life but I had the WEIRDEST dream about the two of you last night. Wtf.
Tell me about it!
I kept asking you which plugs I should get next or something like that. We were in your dorm room I believe and all of us were just hanging out. Me, you, and Sam. And I had Sam fix my eyebrows and we went walking around the city (it...
@Sam & Rikki
I’ve never met either of you in my life but I had the WEIRDEST dream about the two of you last night. Wtf.
How much are you worth?
1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $3.00
3. Got drunk: $7.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $3.00
14. Stole...
I thought you should know, you're not making this...
For you I give and give away,
my unhappiness in colour.
Why can't I just eat and NOT feel guilty about it?
